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The Woman Hater

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Zoe looked at her brother, perplexed.

"Stuff and nonsense!" said Vizard. "You will not take it, Zoe."

"Oh, yes; if you please, do," said Rhoda still to Zoe. "When I borrowed
it, I felt sure I could repay it; but it is not so now. My mother says it
may be months before she can come, and she forbids me positively to go to
her. Oh! but for that, I'd put on boy's clothes, and go as a common
sailor to get to her."

Vizard fidgeted on his chair.

"I suppose I mustn't go in a passion," said he, dryly.

"Who cares?" said Miss Gale, turning her head sharply on him in the way I
have tried to describe.

"I care," said Vizard. "I find wrath interfere with my digestion. Please
go on, and tell us what your mother says. She has more common sense than
somebody else I won't name--politeness forbids."

"Well, who doubts that?" said the lady, with frank good humor. "Of course
she has more sense than any of us. Well, my mother says--oh, Miss
Vizard!"

"No, she doesn't now. She never heard the name of Vizard."

Miss Gale was in no humor for feeble jokes. She turned half angrily away
from him to Zoe. "She says I have been well educated, and know languages;
and we are both under a cloud, and I had better give up all thought of
medicine, and take to teaching."

"Well, Miss Gale," said Zoe, "if you ask _me,_ I must say I think it is
good advice. With all your gifts, how can you fight the world? We are all
interested in you here; and it is a curious thing, but do you know we
agreed the other day you would have to give up medicine, and fall into
some occupation in which there are many ladies already to keep you in
countenance. Teaching was mentioned, I think; was it not, Harrington?"

Rhoda Gale sighed deeply.

"I am not surprised," said she. "Most women of the world think with you.
But oh, Miss Vizard, please take into account all that I have done and
suffered for medicine! Is all that to go for _nothing?_ Think what a
bitter thing it must be to do, and then to undo; to labor and study, and
then knock it all down--to cut a slice out of one's life, out of the very
heart of it--and throw it clean away. I know it is hard for you to enter
into the feelings of any one who loves science, and is told to desert it.
But suppose you had loved a _man_ you were proud of--loved him for five
years--and then they came to you and said, 'There are difficulties in the
way; he is as worthy as ever, and he will never desert _you;_ but you
must give _him_ up, and try and get a taste for human rubbish: it will
only be five years of wasted life, wasted youth, wasted seed-time, wasted
affection, and then a long vegetable life of unavailing regrets.' I love
science as other women love men. If I am to give up science, why not die?
Then I shall not feel my loss; and I know how to die without pain. Oh,
the world is cruel! Ah! I am too unfortunate! Everybody else is rewarded
for patience, prudence, temperance, industry, and a life with high and
almost holy aims; but I am punished, afflicted, crushed under the
injustice of the day. Do not make me a nurse-maid. I _won't_ be a
governess; and I must not die, because that would grieve my mother. Have
pity on me! have pity!"

She trembled all over, and stretched out her hands to Zoe with truly
touching supplication.

Zoe forgot her part, or lost the power to play it well. She turned her
head away and would not assent; but two large tears rolled out of her
beautiful eyes. Miss Gale, who had risen in the ardor of her appeal, saw
that, and it set her off. She leaned her brow against the mantel-piece,
not like a woman, but a brave boy, that does not want to be seen crying,
and she faltered out, "In France I am a learned physician; and here to be
a house-maid! For I won't live on borrowed money. I am very unfortunate."

Severne, who had lost patience, came swiftly in, and found them in this
position, and Vizard walking impatiently about the room in a state of
emotion which he was pleased to call anger.

Zoe, in a tearful voice, said, "I am unable to advise you. It is very
hard that any one so deserving should be degraded."

Vizard burst out, "It is harder the world should be so full of
conventional sneaks; and that I was near making one of them. The last
thing we ever think of, in this paltry world, is justice, and it ought to
be the first. Well, for once I've got the power to be just, and just I'll
be, by God! Come, leave off sniveling, you two, and take a lesson in
justice--from a beginner: converts are always the hottest, you know. Miss
Gale, you shall not be driven out of science, and your life and labor
wasted. You shall doctor Barfordshire, and teach it English, too, if any
woman can. This is the programme. I farm two hundred
acres--_vicariously,_ of course. Nobody in England has brains to do
anything _himself._ That weakness is confined to your late father's
country, and they suffer for it by outfighting, outlying, outmaneuvering,
outbullying, and outwitting us whenever we encounter them. Well, the
farmhouse is large. The bailiff has no children. There is a wing
furnished, and not occupied. You shall live there, with the right of
cutting vegetables, roasting chickens, sucking eggs, and riding a couple
of horses off their legs."

"But what am I to do for all that?"

"Oh, only the work of two men. You must keep my house in perfect health.
The servants have a trick of eating till they burst. You will have to sew
them up again. There are only seven hundred people in the village. You
must cure them all; and, if you do, I promise you their lasting
ingratitude. Outside the village, you must make them pay--_if you can._
We will find you patients of every degree. But whether you will ever get
any fees out of them, this deponent sayeth not. However, I can answer for
the _ladies_ of our county, that they will all cheat you--if they can."

Miss Gale's color came and went, and her eyes sparkled. "Oh, how good you
are! Is there a hospital?"

"County hospital, and infirmary, within three miles. Fine country for
disease. Intoxication prevalent, leading to a bountiful return of
accidents. I promise you wounds, bruises, and putrefying sores, and
everything to make you comfortable."

"Oh, don't laugh at me. I am so afraid I shall--no, I hope I shall not
disgrace you. And, then, it is against the law; but I don't mind that."

"Of course not. What is the law to ladies with elevated views? By-the-by,
what is the penalty--six months?"

"Oh, no. Twenty pounds. Oh, dear! another twenty pounds!"

"Make your mind easy. Unjust laws are a dead letter on a soil so
primitive as ours. I shall talk to Uxmoor and a few more, and no
magistrate will ever summons you, nor jury convict you, in Barfordshire.
You will be as safe there as in Upper Canada. Now then--attend. We leave
for Barfordshire to-morrow. You will go down on the first of next month.
By that time all will be ready: start for Taddington, eleven o'clock. You
will be met at the Taddington Station, and taken to your farmhouse. You
will find a fire ten days old, and, for once in your life, young lady,
you will find an aired bed; because my man Harris will be house-maid, and
not let one of your homicidal sex set foot in the crib."

Miss Gale looked from Vizard to his sister, like a person in a dream. She
was glowing with happiness; but it did not spoil her. She said, humbly
and timidly, "I hope I may prove worthy."

"That is _your_ business," said Vizard, with supreme indifference; "mine
is to be just. Have a cup of tea?"

"Oh, no, thank you; and it will be a part of my duty to object to
afternoon tea. But I am afraid none of you will mind me."

After a few more words, in which Severne, seeing Vizard was in one of his
iron moods, and immovable as him of Rhodes, affected now to be a partisan
of the new arrangement, Miss Gale rose to retire. Severne ran before her
to the door, and opened it, as to a queen. She bowed formally to him as
she went out. When she was on the other side the door, she turned her
head in her sharp, fiery way, and pointed with her finger to the emerald
ring on his little finger, a very fine one. "Changed hands," said she:
"it was on the third finger of your left hand when we met last;" and she
passed down the stairs with a face half turned to him, and a cruel smile.

Severne stood fixed, looking after her; cold crept among his bones: he
was roused by a voice above him saying, very inquisitively, "What does
she say?" He looked up, and it was Fanny Dover leaning over the balusters
of the next landing. She had evidently seen all, and heard some. Severne
had no means of knowing how much. His heart beat rapidly. Yet he told
her, boldly, that the doctress had admired his emerald ring: as if to
give greater force to this explanation, he took it off, and showed it
her, very amicably. He calculated that she could hardly, at that
distance, have heard every syllable, and, at the same time, he was sure
she had seen Miss Gale point at the ring.

"Hum!" said Fanny; and that was all she said.

Severne went to his own room to think. He was almost dizzy. He dreaded
this Rhoda Gale. She was incomprehensible, and held a sword over his
head. Tongues go fast in the country. At the idea of this keen girl and
Zoe Vizard sitting under a tree for two hours, with nothing to do but
talk, his blood ran cold. Surely Miss Gale must hate him. She would not
always spare him. For once he could not see his way clear. Should he tell
her half the truth, and throw himself on her mercy? Should he make love
to her? Or what should he do? One thing he saw clear enough: he must not
quit the field. Sooner or later, all would depend on his presence, his
tact, and his ready wit.

He felt like a man who could not swim, and wades in deepening water. He
must send somebody to Homburg, or abandon all thought of his money. Why
abandon it? Why not return to Ina Klosking? His judgment, alarmed at the
accumulating difficulties, began to intrude its voice. What was he
turning his back on? A woman, lovely, loving, and celebrated, who was
very likely pining for him, and would share, not only her winnings at
play with him, but the large income she would make by her talent. What
was he following? A woman divinely lovely and good, but whom he could not
possess, or, if he did, could not hold her long, and whose love must end
in horror.

But nature is not so unfair to honest men as to give wisdom to the
cunning. Rarely does reason prevail against passion in such a mind as
Severne's. It ended, as might have been expected, in his going down to
Vizard Court with Zoe.

An express train soon whirled them down to Taddington, in Barfordshire.
There was Harris, with three servants, waiting for them, one with a light
cart for their luggage, and two with an open carriage and two spanking
bays, whose coats shone like satin. The servants, liveried, and
top-booted, and buckskin-gloved, and spruce as if just out of a bandbox,
were all smartness and respectful zeal. They got the luggage out in a
trice, with Harris's assistance. Mr. Harris then drove away like the wind
in his dog-cart; the traveling party were soon in the barouche. It glided
away, and they rolled on easy springs at the rate of twelve miles an hour
till they came to the lodge-gate. It was opened at their approach, and
they drove full half a mile over a broad gravel path, with rich grass on
each side, and grand old patriarchs, oak and beech, standing here and
there, and dappled deer, grazing or lying, in mottled groups, till they
came to a noble avenue of lofty lime-trees, with stems of rare size and
smoothness, and towering piles on piles of translucent leaves, that
glowed in the sun like flakes of gold.

At the end of this avenue was seen an old mansion, built of that
beautiful clean red brick--which seems to have died out-- and white-stone
facings and mullions, with gables and oriel windows by the dozen; but
between the avenue and the house was a large oval plot of turf, with a
broad gravel road running round it; and attached to the house, but thrown
a little back, were the stables, which formed three sides of a good-sized
quadrangle, with an enormous clock in the center. The lawn,
kitchen-garden, ice-houses, pineries, green houses, revealed themselves
only in peeps as the carriage swept round the spacious plot and drew up
at the hall door.

No ringing of bells nor knocking. Even as the coachman tightened his
reins, the great hall door was swung open, and two footmen appeared.
Harris brought up a rear-guard, and received the party in due state.

A double staircase, about ten feet broad, rose out of the hall, and up
this Mr. Harris conducted Severne, the only stranger, into a bedroom with
a great oriel window looking west.

"This is your room, sir," said he. "Shall I unpack your things when they
come?"

Severne assented, and that perfect major-domo informed him that luncheon
was ready, and retired cat-like, and closed the door so softly no sound
was heard.

Mr. Severne looked about him, and admitted to himself that, with all his
experiences of life, this was his first bedroom. It was of great size, to
begin. The oriel window was twenty feet wide, and had half a dozen
casements, each with rose-colored blinds, though some of them needed no
blinds, for green creepers, with flowers like clusters of grapes, curled
round the mullions, and the sun shone mellowed through their leaves.
Enormous curtains of purple cloth, with cold borders, hung at each side
in mighty folds, to be drawn at night-time when the eye should need
repose from feasting upon color.

There were three brass bedsteads in a row, only four feet broad, with
spring-beds, hair mattresses a foot thick, and snowy sheets for
coverlets, instead of counter-panes; so that, if you were hot, feverish,
or sleepless in one bed, you might try another, or two.

Thick carpets and rugs, satin-wood wardrobes, prodigious wash-hand
stands, with china backs four feet high. Towel-horses, nearly as big as a
donkey, with short towels, long towels, thick towels, thin towels,
bathing sheets, etc.; baths of every shape; and cans of every size; a
large knee-hole table; paper and envelopes of every size. In short, a
room to sleep in, study in, live in, and stick fast in, night and day.

But what is this? A Gothic arch, curtained with violet merino. He draws
the curtain. It is an ante-room. One half of it is a bathroom, screened,
and paved with encaustic tiles that run up the walls, so you may splash
to your heart's content. The rest is a studio, and contains a choice
little library of well-bound books in glass cases, a piano-forte, and a
harmonium. Severne tried them; they were both in perfect tune. Two
clocks, one in each room, were also in perfect time. Thereat he wondered.
But the truth is, it was a house wherein precision reigned: a tuner and a
clockmaker visited by contract every month.

This, and two more guest-chambers, and the great dining-hall, were built
under the Plantagenets, when all large landowners entertained kings and
princes with their retinues. As to that part of the house which was built
under the Tudors, there are hundreds of country houses as important, only
Mr. Severne had not been inside them, and was hardly aware to what
perfection rational luxury is brought in the houses of our large landed
gentry. He sat down in an antique chair of enormous size; the back went
higher than his head, the seat ran out as far as his ankle, when seated;
there was room in it for two, and it was stuffed--ye gods, how it was
stuffed! The sides, the back, and the seat were all hair mattresses, a
foot thick at least. Here nestled our sybarite; with the sun shining
through leaves, and splashing his beautiful head with golden tints and
transparent shadows, and felt in the temple of comfort, and incapable of
leaving it alive.

He went down to luncheon. It was distinguishable from dinner in this,
that they all got up after it, and Zoe said, "Come with me, children."

Fanny and Severne rose at the word. Vizard said he felt excluded from
that invitation, having cut his wise-teeth; so he would light a cigar
instead; and he did. Zoe took the other two into the kitchen garden--four
acres, surrounded with a high wall, of orange-red brick, full of little
holes where the nails had been. Zoe, being now at home, and queen, wore a
new and pretty deportment. She was half maternal, and led her friend and
lover about like two kids. She took them to this and that fruit tree, set
them to eat, and looked on, superior. By way of climax, she led them to
the south wall, crimson with ten thousand peaches and nectarines; she
stepped over the border, took superb peaches and nectarines from the
trees, and gave them with her own hand to Fanny and Severne. The head
gardener glared in dismay at the fair spoliator. Zoe observed him, and
laughed. "Poor Lucas," said she; "he would like them all to hang on the
tree till they fell off with a wasp inside. Eat as many as ever you can,
young people; Lucas is amusing."

"I never had peaches enough off the tree before," said Fanny.

"No more have I," said Severne. "This must be the Elysian fields, and I
shall spoil my dinner."

"Who cares?" said Fanny, recklessly. "Dinner comes every day, and always
at the only time when one has no appetite. But this eating of peaches--
Oh, what a beauty!"

"Children," said Zoe, gravely, "I advise you not to eat above a dozen. Do
not enter on a fatal course, which in one brief year will reduce you to a
hapless condition. There--I was let loose among them at sixteen, and ever
since they pall. But I do like to see you eat them, and your eyes
sparkle."

"That is too bad of you," said Fanny, driving her white teeth deep into a
peach. "The idea! Now, Mr. Severne, do my eyes sparkle?"

"Like diamonds. But that proves nothing: it is their normal condition."

"There, make him a courtesy," said Zoe, "and come along."

She took them into the village. It was one of the old sort; little
detached houses with little gardens in front, in all of which were a few
humble flowers, and often a dark rose of surpassing beauty. Behind each
cottage was a large garden, with various vegetables, and sometimes a few
square yards of wheat. There was one little row of new brick houses
standing together; their number five, their name Newtown. This town of
five houses was tiled; the detached houses were thatched, and the walls
plastered and whitewashed like snow. Such whitewash seems never to be
made in towns, or to lose its whiteness in a day. This broad surface of
vivid white was a background, against which the clinging roses, the
clustering, creeping honeysuckles, and the deep young ivy with its tender
green and polished leaves, shone lovely; wood smoke mounted, thin and
silvery, from a cottage or two, that were cooking, and embroidered the
air, not fouled it. The little windows had diamond panes, as in the
Middle Ages, and every cottage door was open, suggesting hospitality and
dearth of thieves. There was also that old essential, a village green--a
broad strip of sacred turf, that was everybody's by custom, though in
strict law Vizard's. Here a village cow and a donkey went about grazing
the edges, for the turf in general was smooth as a lawn. By the side of
the green was the village ale-house. After the green other cottages; two
of them

"Quite overcanopied with lush woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with
eglantine."

One of these was called Marks's cottage, and the other Allen's. The
rustic church stood in the middle of a hill nearly half a mile from the
village. They strolled up to it. It had a tower built of flint, and clad
on two sides with ivy three feet deep, and the body of the church was as
snowy as the cottages, and on the south side a dozen swallows and martins
had lodged their mortar nests under the eaves; they looked, against the
white, like rugged gray stone bosses. Swallows and martins innumerable
wheeled, swift as arrows, round the tower, chirping, and in and out of
the church through an open window, and added their music and their motion
to the beauty of the place.

Returning from the church to the village, Miss Dover lagged behind, and
then Severne infused into his voice those tender tones, which give
amorous significance to the poorest prose.

"What an Arcadia!" said he.

"You would not like to be banished to it," said Zoe, demurely.

"That depends," said he, significantly. Instead of meeting him half way
and demanding an explanation, Zoe turned coy and fell to wondering what
Fanny was about.

"Oh, don't compel her to join us," said Severne. "She is meditating."

"On what? She is not much given that way."

"On her past sins; and preparing new ones."

"For shame! She is no worse than we are. Do you really admire Islip?"

"Indeed I do, if this is Islip?"

"It is then; and this cottage with the cluster-rose tree all over the
walls is Marks's cottage. We are rather proud of Marks's cottage," said
she, timidly.

"It is a bower," said he, warmly.

This encouraged Zoe, and she said, "Is there not a wonderful charm in
cottages? I often think I should like to live in Marks's. Have you ever
had that feeling?"

"Never. But I have it now. I should like to live in it--with you."

Zoe blushed like a rose, but turned it off. "You would soon wish yourself
back again at Vizard Court," said she. "Fanny-- Fanny!" and she stood
still.

Fanny came up. "Well, what is the matter now?" said she, with pert, yet
thoroughly apathetic, indifference.

"The matter is--extravagances. Here is a man of the world pretending he
would like to end his days in Marks's cottage."

"Stop a bit. It was to be with somebody I loved. And wouldn't you, Miss
Dover?"

"Oh dear, no. We should be sure to quarrel, cooped up in such a mite of a
place. No; give me Vizard Court, and plenty of money, and the man of my
heart."

"You have not got one, I'm afraid," said Zoe, "or you would not put him
last."

"Why not? when he is of the last importance," said Fanny, flippantly, and
turned the laugh her way.

They strolled through the village together, but in the grounds of Vizard
Court Fanny fairly gave them the slip. Severne saw his chance, and said,
tenderly, "Did you hear what she said about a large house being best for
lovers?"

"Yes, I heard her," said Zoe, defensively; "but very likely she did not
mean it. That young lady's words are air. She will say one thing one day
and another the next."

"I don't know. There is one thing every young lady's mind is made up
about, and that is, whether it is to be love or money."

"She was for both, if I remember," said Zoe, still coldly.

"Because she is not in love."

"Well, I really believe she is not--for once."

"There, you see. She is in an unnatural condition."

"For her, very."

"So she is no judge. No; I should prefer Marks's cottage. The smaller the
better; because then the woman I love could not ever be far from me."

He lowered his voice, and drove the insidious words into her tender
bosom. She began to tremble and heave, and defend herself feebly.

"What have I to do with that? You mustn't."

"How can I help it? You know the woman I love--I adore--and would not the
smallest cottage in England be a palace if I was blessed with her sweet
love and her divine company? Oh, Zoe, Zoe!"

Then she did defend herself, after a fashion: "I won't listen to
such--Edward!" Having uttered his name with divine tenderness, she put
her hands to her blushing face, and fled from him. At the head of the
stairs she encountered Fanny, looking satirical. She reprimanded her.

"Fanny," said she, "you really must not do _that"_--[pause]--"out of our
own grounds. Kiss me, darling. I am a happy girl." And she curled round
Fanny, and panted on her shoulder.





Miss Artful, known unto men as Fanny Dover, had already traced out in her
own mind a line of conduct, which the above reprimand, minus the above
kisses, taken at their joint algebraical value, did not disturb. The fact
is, Fanny hated home; and liked Vizard Court above all places. But she
was due at home, and hanging on to the palace of comfort by a thread. Any
day her mother, out of natural affection and good-breeding, might write
for her; and unless one of her hosts interfered, she should have to go.
But Harrington went for nothing in this, unfortunately. His hospitality
was unobtrusive, but infinite. It came to him from the Plantagenets
through a long line of gentlemen who shone in vices; but inhospitality
was unknown to the whole chain, and every human link in it. He might very
likely forget to invite Fanny Dover unless reminded; but, when she was
there, she was welcome to stay forever if she chose. It was all one to
him. He never bothered himself to amuse his guests, and so they never
bored him. He never let them. He made them at home; put his people and
his horses at their service; and preserved his even tenor. So, then, the
question of Fanny's stay lay with Zoe; and Zoe would do one of two
things: she would either say, with well-bred hypocrisy, she ought not to
keep Fanny any longer from her mother--and so get rid of her; or would
interpose, and give some reason or other. What that reason would be,
Fanny had no precise idea. She was sure it would not be the true one; but
there her insight into futurity and females ceased. Now, Zoe was
thoroughly fascinated by Severne, and Fanny saw it; and yet Zoe was too
high-bred a girl to parade the village and the neighborhood with him
alone--and so placard her attachment--before they were engaged, and the
engagement sanctioned by the head of the house. This consideration
enabled Miss Artful to make herself necessary to Zoe. Accordingly, she
showed, on the very first afternoon, that she was prepared to play the
convenient friend, and help Zoe to combine courtship with propriety.

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